This is no cock-and-bull story. I’m dry behind the ears and have not been woolgathering. In this post I’ve taken the bull by the horns and it’s all over but the shouting. I know beans and right here am offering you Hobson’s choice.
Poor Ben didn’t end up as independent as a hog on ice, unfortunately. A steer on ice is apparently not the same thing at all.
If Ben had a choice of how he would have liked to live, I have to wonder if it would have been as a Kobe